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Chapter 87- A Biological Story (Part 2)

I’ve told a story that is not yet known in this world, and people are a little confused.

“Well, it doesn’t have much to do with Emilia’s case, so I’ll tell you the next part.”

“”Wait a minute! I want to hear more about the eggs!”

Not only Iris, but also Mifa and the other maids who jumped in to join in on the conversation. The color of their eyes was so different that I was a little taken aback.

“Luke-sama, isn’t it very important for the both of us to know that eggs are produced 14 days after the start of menstruation?”

“Umm… it’s true that Mifa and I are married on the premise that we are going to have a baby, so it might be important for both of us, but that’s still a long way off.”

“Your Highness Luke! I’m sorry to be so personal, but I have been married for four years now, and we have yet to have a child! Perhaps the story of the egg will help me to conceive a child?”

I wonder if the reason Sierra-san called this maid was because this kind of case was related to it.

“Well, it may or may not have something to do with it…..”

Uwaa……When I gave an ambiguous reply, the maid got teary-eyed.

“Luke-sama, for us, the most important duty as a wife is to give birth to the heir to the family. Luke-sama said that it is still a long way off, but for my part, if Luke-sama is willing, I would like to start having a baby tonight.”

Mifa’s face turned red and she threw in the biggest bomb she could throw at me.

“But Mifa is menstruating right now, right?”

“I was just making an example! I was talking about feelings!”

Ah…. She glared at me for quite sometime.

Mifa had the courage to make an outrageous confession, but I must have said something out of line.

I’m not a herbivorous guy, so I want to say “Well, I’ll take it then…” but I have the important mission of defeating the evil gods.

Mifa, who was given the defensive specializing holy beast Spinel, should also be considered to be involved in the Goddess’ intentions as a person involved in the defeat of the Evil Gods. If that is the case, we cannot give her maternity or paternity leave, which would be a long period of time. There’s no thought of having children until the evil god is defeated. I plan to talk to Mifa about that in the near future, but only after I’ve done the math to recover my eye sight.

『♪ Master, please think about why Mifa told you in front of everyone about a private matter that you can discuss later when you’re alone. 』

It’s certainly not something you would say in public…. Is there a reason?

Ah, that’s what she meant. I kind of got it from Mifa’s gaze, which was concerned about the maid. I guess she’s worried about the color of her heart.

“You’re so red-faced and embarrassed, but you’re also kind, Mifa. For the sake of that maid, you mean you want me to tell you now, not later, right?”

“”I see, so that’s what she meant…. As expected of Luke-sama.””

Why is that so? It’s Mifa who is kind, and she’s the one who should be praised.

“Thank you, Your Highness Mīfa, for doing this for me.”

“Even if I were to ask Luke-sama later to tell me a story that would be helpful for me to make a baby, I can’t call you up and tell you that story later, can I?”

“It’s impossible for a princess of a country to call a maid and talk about making a baby.”

“”That makes sense.””

There is too much difference in status, and it is taboo to let the princess hear such a story itself. If the royal family found out that the maids had told them about male sexual desire and semen, they would be fired if they weren’t careful.

“I’ll explain in more detail about the process of having a baby. I’m embarrassed to talk about this kind of thing, so please don’t be shy to ask and answer questions.”

“””I understand.”””

“I’ll let Iris answer a few questions that have been bothering me. Iris said earlier that a man pours his seed into a woman and she gets pregnant and gives birth to a baby, right? What state of ‘pregnancy’ are you referring to in this ‘seed is poured into the woman and she becomes pregnant’ part?”

“Well, I am not familiar with such an act, so I don’t know the details, but I heard that if a man is sexually active, white nebulous liquid seed will come out of his penis. When the seed is blessed by God in the woman’s belly, it gradually hardens inside her and takes the form of a baby. The sisters told me that the baby will be born when it grows to a certain degree in the woman’s belly.”

“Hahaha, seriously, are you serious about that? Gya-ha-ha, that’s super funny—“

“Luke-sama! You will be punished if you mock God’s holy act of conception!”

Iris got mad at me, but I can’t stop laughing: Oh, that’s seriously funny.

“Iris incorrect! No, no, no! That’s a big mistake! Hahahaha–“

“”…………””

Everyone looked at me with white eyes.

Apparently, in this world, it’s God’s choice to give birth to a baby. That is why couples who want to have children go to the temple, pray to God, and make donations. It is not a fraud of the temple, but something that the priests really believe in.

“Navi, why don’t you put out an oracle and tell them that God is different? 』

『♪ That is not a lie. There is a god who regulates ovulation and gives children to couples who are doing good deeds. 』

“Really? 』

『♪ She is a goddess named Ming. She is said to be an earth-attribute goddess, and is also said to be the earth goddess or the goddess of fertility. There is also a male god named Ming in Egyptian mythology who is also a fertility god, but she is different from that perverted god. 』

“Pervert god? 』

『♪ I don’t want to say. 』

If you don’t want to say it, don’t say it from the beginning!

Sometimes Navi would insert a word that bothered me and then say, “Later,” or “Don’t worry about it,” and never tell me.

“Sorry. I guess it’s because fertility gods sometimes give children, so that’s what they were talking about. But it’s a mistake, so I’ll explain what’s wrong now. First of all, this part of the story, ‘When a seed is blessed by God in a woman’s belly, it gradually hardens inside her and takes the form of a baby,’ is totally different.”

I take out a piece of paper and draw a simple picture of a woman’s stomach. It was that simple diagram of the uterus that I had learned in my first year of high school health class. My memory was a little fuzzy, so I drew it with Nabi complementing me.

『♪Master, there are many anatomical drawings of the female genitalia themselves in temples and royal archives. Iris must have seen similar illustrations, so we can use those drawings as they already exist. they don’t know about ovulation or sperm because microscopes don’t exist.

“Iris, have you seen an illustration like this? Is it a little too poorly drawn for you to understand?”

“No, I have seen more realistic illustrations in several school classes. The effects of recovery magic are more effective if you know the details inside a person, right? There’s even a third grade class where a high-ranking priest from the temple comes to a person who has died of an injury or illness and explains to us the basic functions of the body as he dissects them.”

“Then do you know what these parts of the body do?”

“No, I only know that they are sacred places where babies are conceived with God’s blessing.”

“No, you’re not entirely wrong. ……”

I explained the ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus, vagina, and other major organs in a diagram.

“So this place called the ovaries is where the eggs are really produced?”

“Yes. The egg is discharged from the ovary into the fallopian tubes once a month. And a person usually has only one egg. When twins are born and the brothers’ faces do not look very similar, it is when two eggs are released. The same egg splits into two, and that’s why they look alike. Triplets, quadruplets, and more are the same phenomenon.”

“This is great information!”

“In the amount of white semen that is produced when a woman feels good during sex, there are about 100 million tadpoles that look like this. The first one to reach the egg, wagging his tail like a tadpole, will be the first to fertilize it. Amazing, isn’t it? Out of more than 100 million rivals, only one can win the right to be the victor. It’s a great mechanism whereby the strongest and best ones are chosen to start swimming at once and win the race for survival.”

“”It’s amazing! The race for survival starts even before birth, doesn’t it?”

“Luke-sama, I find it a little hard to believe that there are 100 million tadpoles.”

“My best pupil, Iris, doesn’t believe me again!”

“Because it’s a tadpole!”

“Ummm, next time I’ll use that magnification magic of mine to show you my seed.”

“”I want to see it now!””

“No, please don’t do that!”

Somehow Sierra-san and the other maids are making a fuss. But because I refused to do it, they were about to call out a servant man but I hurriedly stopped them.. Instead, I explained the structure of stamens and pistils with magnification magic on the flowers displayed on the table and taught them how pollination takes place and how they grow. Based on Navi’s advice, I could only give a simple explanation at a first grade level.

I managed to avoid the sperm discharge thing, but I’m sure I’ll be asked to show it to Iris and Mifa soon enough.

“The eggs that the woman ejects are only about 0.03 mm in the early stages, so they are not visible to the naked eye. By the time they grow large and become visible, they are somehow shaped like a person, so I guess they found such things when they dissected pregnant women who had died in accidents or illnesses, and thought that the sperm had gathered and formed the shape of a baby. Even if you want me to show you this now, I can’t show you this either, because magnification magic can’t see inside a woman’s body. All you need to know is that the egg, protected by a thin membrane like the egg of a fish or a frog, is ejected into the fallopian tube in the picture I just showed you.”

“And what I didn’t answer earlier, because I was vague, is that in families where children are not born or are difficult to be born, there is often a problem with one of the spouses.”

“Is there something wrong with my body?”

“It’s hard to answer that question because it doesn’t necessarily mean that there is something wrong with your body. As I said before, the egg is discharged only once a month. And that egg is alive and viable for only one day.”

“”Only one day!””

“To be exact, it can only live for 6-24 hours. The male sperm can survive for about two to three days, but it, too, is getting weaker by the day. Most of the time, the sperm swim hard to the fallopian tube, reach the egg, and fertilize it, but it takes about 12 to 24 hours to reach the egg. In other words, it is necessary for the sperm to reach the egg of a woman which can only live for 24 hours at the right time. Therefore, families with less frequent sexual intercourse are inevitably less likely to have children. In this case, it’s not a disease, but a probability problem.”

“I may not have many. Since I live with my husband’s parents, I often turned down his requests late at night when the scene was quiet because I was so embarrassed. I always thought that God would give me a child if my wish was granted….We both wanted a child as soon as possible, but I think I was doing my husband a disservice because I was embarrassed.”

“Well then, here’s my advice. Ovulation usually occurs 14 days after the start of menstruation, so you should invite your husband to a nearby inn to make him work harder from about the 11th day. The inn is inexpensive because it can be rented by the hour, and the [soundproof] magic equipment prevents sound from leaking outside, so there is no need to be embarrassed. See how it goes for about six months, and if you still can’t have children, I’ll look into it in more detail.”

“I understand. Your Highness Luke, I look forward to working with you in that case.”

“I can finally get down to business. Let me return to the subject of sexual desire. The difference between men’s and women’s sexual desire is that they instinctively seek different “essence”. Women are looking for the offspring of a strong and talented man. Men want to leave as many of their own seed as possible to healthy-looking women, so when they see a pretty girl, they flirt with her here and there, always heaping on.”

“”So, women only need one excellent man, but men are promiscuous with an unspecified number of women. …… that makes some sense.””

“The most intense time for a woman’s sexual desire is around ovulation, although it differs from person to person. So, about three days out of the month is a good target for men to have sex with girls. A man’s sperm is constantly being produced, so his testes fill up in about three days. As it builds up, they get horny and want to let it out, so the number of days they are thriving is overwhelmingly higher for men. This is one reason why boys are more skanky than girls.”

“”I see, so it’s because they want to let it out when it builds up. ……””

“Yes, it’s true. If you accumulate too much, you may have sex dreams, and some boys even get out while they are sleeping, soiling their underwear. However, this is also a function that is in place to ensure a constant supply of fresh, healthy offspring, so those who don’t feel the urge to release. are the ones who are abnormal.”

“”Boys who aren’t sexually active are more abnormal. ……””

“I know it’s an instinct that girls have, but the fact that Iris and Mifa feel uncomfortable with the way boys look at them also means that they don’t instinctively recognize those boys as superior men.”

“”This also makes sense! Luke-sama’s naughty glances are not that offensive!””

Wow, I’m kind of glad they said that now!

”Well, I’ll just say thank you. The fact that Mifa and Iris are saying that they are jealous but will tolerate multiple wives has to do with the instinctive thing I talked about in my explanation earlier. It’s the instinctive one of a girl who wants to be able to have children with excellent men and a man who wants to keep many children of his own only. This is not just a racial thing. You know, lions, monkeys, sea lions, fur seals, and other animals around the animal kingdom have harems with excellent strong males as the leaders of the pack.”

Well, in reality, it is not so simple as to be told only by instinct.

“But, Luke-sama, there are some male and female creatures who love each other, aren’t there?”

“There are some. In a manner of speaking, this is also a kind of disorder. It is said that this is common among highly intelligent creatures. It is said that this is common among highly intelligent creatures. Because their instinct is to seek out the offspring of a strong male. But people are different. Because they are intelligent and rational, they set the law, and they do not like to be subjugated by the male. The difference between man and beast is this “reasoning”. They can suppress their sexual desires with reason. Those who lack this ‘reason’ become criminals.”

“”I see…””

“Emilia, I know I’ve come a long way, but I want you to keep this in the back of your mind. The reason men are erotic is because God makes it so in an instinctive way. It’s for the ‘continuation of the species. And at the same time, he’s also given people reason so that they can usually tolerate seeing Mifa and Emilia’s nice tits and heaping them up. Especially me, I’m equipped with [beauty resistance] level 8, so I’m fine.”

“”I don’t have that kind of resistance! And what’s more, my tolerance level has been raised!””

The breathtaking cousin duo of Erica and Iris is the best!

“I can learn [mental recovery] magic, but it won’t be a fundamental recovery. So I’m going to make Emilia as strong as an elite knight. Well, not just Emilia, but all the team members including me. Men are scary to Emilia because she is currently weak. Criminals who might attack Emilia are usually not that strong. So you have to be stronger than that. That will eliminate the fundamental fear of men. It’s the ‘if they attack me, I’ll hit them back’ strategy!”

“”I agree, but Emilia-sama is already training hard in swordsmanship every day, isn’t she ……?””

Ah yes …… I was getting excited on my own and someone said the right thing..

“Oh, it’s not about those daily efforts and hard work. I will be doing power leveling from safe airspace with Diana over the summer vacation. I don’t like power leveling because it doesn’t involve any skill on my part, but if her race level is twice the average of the bandits, there is no reason for her to lose just by increasing her basic stats.”

It’s a plan that relies on Diana, but Emilia seemed happy to hear my plan, so let’s call it good!

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