Kays Translations

Chapter 1: You Weren’t Called!

“So, I’m going to send you to another world of swords and magic.”

“Yay! I’ve been waiting for you~!”

“You’re going to play the role of a “Saint” there.”

“Of course I will!”

　‥‥‥‥‥ What are we having this conversation about? ‥‥‥‥

The voice of a woman who sounds like a pain, with an irritating, strangely spaced out way of speaking.

I hear voices but I can’t see them. There is only a kind of vague, fluffy sensation.

‥‥‥‥ What? What am I doing here?

‥‥‥‥ Where am I?

“I have made sure that your abilities are perfect, so please go ahead and do your ‘saintly’ activities to your heart’s content. When you do, I would appreciate it if you could advertise that you were blessed with the blessings of Anhe Fata!”

“Okay! Leave it to me!”

‥‥‥‥eh, I think this little pain in the ass is taking it too easy! Are you okay?

What? I feel like I’m talking weird too…maybe I’m dreaming~!

“Wait for me, a different world of swords and magic! I’ll save you!”

‥‥‥‥This kid is getting more and more dangerous. You can’t save the world by yourself!

“I’m so glad I jumped from the building! Now I can have a reverse harem and be rich!”

“Yes~ Have a nice trip. In that case, please give your regards to “Anhe Fata”, “Anhe Fata”~~!”*

Eh? ‥‥‥‥‥‥? What did you just say ‥‥‥‥

“Ha~~ there she goes! I’m glad that the people of that world are so simple…just a little whisper is all it takes to get them to come to this world…well, this will raise my goddess points…after all, human beings are simple creatures, aren’t they!”

　Her tone of voice has changed from before, and you can tell that she is treating humans as inferior.

What are Goddess Points? No, more than that…

She jumped off a‥‥‥‥ building: ‥‥‥‥

“Well, I’ve sent the ‘saint’ in, but what about this one – It will be a completely troublesome thing ~”

　The fluffy sensation suddenly tilted unnaturally. I was startled by the sensation of a thud, like a slap, on my back, but no pain came.

“It would have been better if she had come alone, there’s no such thing as involving unscheduled people – there’s a rule about the number of souls I can send…”

　This time, I was flung to the right. Oh, what is this?

“If they find out that I brought an extra soul, I’ll lose points…what should I do?”

　This time I was rolled to the left ‥‥‥‥ Oh my god. I couldn’t feel my limbs, and I noticed that I was just a floating ball.

　And with that, I recalled the last thing I remember leading up to this point.

　I must have been rushing to the station after work.

　I suppressed my impatience, and eagerly looked forward to this long-awaited day, I was so impressed with my performance today that I ignore my boss’s attempts to ask me to work overtime, because I gotta get to the venue as soon as possible! I  single-mindedly headed for the station‥‥‥‥

 “Ha-ha-ha-ha!　My time is about to begin. ─────!”

Somewhere in the distance, I hear someone shouting. It sounded very sick, but it doesn’t matter to me now!

“Oh, watch out! ─────”

　A stranger office worker shouts as he looks up.

“Eh?”

　As I tried to look up, I was caught, and the next thing I knew I was slammed to the ground.

──── Darkness.

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