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Chapter 18: Don't be so Horny About a Man

"It couldn't be helped. I've never had any interest in noble society. I thought I'd keep living a life of defeating monsters over and over, even after turning fifteen."

"Then!! Why did you suddenly enroll in this academy at all?!!!"

"The headmaster personally sent a message to my family, suggesting it might be time for me to attend school."

"....Huh?"

The notion that the headmaster had personally requested his enrollment in the academy was an unexpected response.

"You think I'm lying? I wish it were a lie too. But unfortunately, this is the truth. If it weren't, I wouldn't bother trying to study or anything."

"S-So, that's how it is... but! That's a separate issue from what I was talking about!"

"Tch! Couldn't deflect that smoothly."

Despite being taken aback by the unexpected counter, she quickly remembered why she felt angry at Ishud.

"Jeez. So, what do you ultimately want? Just so you know, I won't accept any ridiculous orders or demands for politeness here."

"If I defeat you in a match, the situation will change."

"Oh... seems like you're somewhat motivated, then."

If you want me to listen, then just make the difference in strength clear.

Michela Maxellan, the golden-haired tsundere with vertical rolls, had already figured out a way to deal with Ishud.

"But, I don't plan on getting involved in fights unless it benefits me or satisfies me. If you won't listen to my advice like those two idiots... well, in that case, I'll beat you so badly that your face won't even look like your own."

"What?!"

"If you're prepared for something like that, you don't need to wager anything. Well, if you want to fight with some stakes... well, it depends on what you're willing to offer."

Ishud came up with a rather villainous idea, but he quickly dismissed it.

Michela's chest size, the eighth from the bottom, possessed a remarkably strong gravitational force, thanks to her ample bosom. 

Despite Ishud's preference for her face and other parts like her waist and hips, Michela, being mindful of the reputation of the Regula family, reluctantly gave up on those areas.

"S-So, then... I-I'll grant you the right to go on a date with me for a day!!!"

"...Are you kidding me, you idiot? Who needs such a troublesome right? Stupid big-boobed woman."

"W-What did you say?!!!"

Michela, with a slightly flushed face, the big-boobed tsundere had her proposed wager summarily rejected.

Of course, or rather unfortunately, Michela Maxellan, also known as the big-boobed tsundere, was quite serious.

However, this wasn't a case of her proposal being too disappointing or arrogant; in reality, due to her status as a viscount's daughter, her beauty and figure made her quite popular.

Although she received several marriage proposals, she hadn't accepted any of them yet, partly because her admired figure, Christille, was still unmarried.

Naturally, she had received numerous invitations for dates, all of which she had turned down.

While she did have some male acquaintances, the occasions of going out with them were few, if any at all.

Moreover, it was never just two; it always involved a group of both men and women.

The date that the big-boobed tsundere proposed was, naturally, a one-on-one date. 

She had earnestly suggested it as a serious wager.

However, from Ishud's perspective, it was a truly ridiculous proposition.

"I've been living a life of training, real battles, training, and real battles. I've never had any complaints about that lifestyle, and I've never had the pleasure of escorting a woman like you. For me, it would be a torture named 'boredom,' you damn big-boobed woman."

"T-That's...! How dare you use such vulgar language!!!"

"If you can't come up with a decent proposal, then 'damn big-boobed woman' suits you just fine."

"That's absolutely unacceptable!!!"

The appearance is more than enough, and the figure is more than sufficient.

If such a woman is next to you from morning till night, there's no way one can endure the sexual desire of that age.

Of course, there is reason to endure it.

Ishud also has the confidence to endure it if he decides to.

However... in a sense, it's like being teased with a stop just before climax.

I still want to curse at the damn big-boobed woman messing around.

"Shut up, shut up. Geez... Well, hand over that ring you're wearing on your left hand. That's not just an ordinary ring, right?"

"!! This is..."

"Hey hey, I don't care about the ring. I'm just in a position where I've been asked by you. You don't have to accept it like this if you don't want to."

"I-I understand!!! Tomorrow evening at four o'clock! We'll have a match at the second training ground!!!"

"Got it. Well then, good night~"

As soon as the business was concluded, they quickly dispersed and broke up.

It's a natural flow, but it still ended up rubbing the nerves of the damn big-boobed woman with vertical rolls.

The next evening.

For some reason, many students had gathered at the training ground.

As a result, a sturdy barrier was hastily erected by the teachers, and the teams for the match were organized.

By the way, thanks to Ishudo's plea, Byron, the homeroom teacher, stood next to Galf again this time.

"Gulf, I want a brief explanation of what happened yesterday."

"Well, um... after having lunch with Christille-senpai, the two of us toured the capital and had dinner before returning to the academy. Then suddenly, those two over there and Ms. Michela Maxellan started bothering us."

"So, she approached you unilaterally?"

"Yes... it seems that Ishud eating lunch with Christille-senpai and making some comments about Christille-senpai and her family didn't sit well with her. So, the other night, she confronted us at the main gate. I can't say it in front of the person herself, but it's purely personal, so I don't think Ishudo is at fault."

"I see. Certainly, this time, we can say he's not at fault. Yeah... If you take that kind of attitude towards Christille, it's only natural for Michela to step in, huh."

Though they were born differently, it's a well-known fact among the Flaveld Academy teachers that Michela affectionately calls Christille "Onee-sama."

Even students who have no connection with them are aware of their close relationship and Michela's deep respect for Christille.

"By the way, did Michela prepare any compensation?"

"Yes. There was a bit of an issue there, but we managed to work it out."

"I see, that's good then."

In a negative sense, it is undoubtedly gender equality. 

Therefore, it's a relief that, for now, the outcome didn't turn out as expected, and there's no need to resort to the disgustingly unpleasant potion called stomach medicine.

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