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Chapter 24: Cleaning The Trash

“You have to throw the trash in the trash can!”

“Was there any point in bringing it out?”

　Shiro-kun asks me while shaking my sword, I wonder if he smells something?

“It’s a stylistic touch! I’m going to appear with this! I feel like I’m on the side of justice!”

　Next to Rio, who was posing with a giggle, Hakuyo sighed, “perhaps not.” 

　The humans fell into the hole, but we were still surrounded by miscellaneous magical beasts. Those who have learned the taste of human blood and flesh are troublesome. I don’t like the way they are looking at us, as if they are looking for an opening.

　It would have been easy to kick them away, but Rio told him to wait.

“Oh~, you’re tougher than I thought you’d be!”

　He was sitting on the edge of the hole, Yankee style, and looking in, looking at the men screaming below.

　The fall didn’t seem to have done much damage. They are really weirdly strong. Thanks to that, there was a chorus of abuse from inside the hole. I can’t let the girl from earlier hear that.

“I don’t like drunken people being rowdy. They really don’t care about the trouble they cause to those around them.”

“You! Don’t you know who I am! You did this to me, a subordinate of a goddess! This is unforgivable!”　

　

“No, I don’t know who you are. What if I bullied you? Will the goddess come to get back at me? The pink goddess and all that?”

　─────What’s that? Amusement.*

　I answered him with a smile, and for some reason, he looked pale, and the started to back away.

“───── Damn it.”

　The man raised his cane and began chanting. ────But the cane disappears from his hand.

“What is this? A mage’s staff? I thought you were a priest? It’s a scam.”

　While putting the sword away in the item box, I hold the staff in both hands and look at it, then say, “The design, it’s tacky.” I snap it as if I were snapping a twig, making it into small pieces with a cracking motion, and drop it in front of him as if it were a small piece of scrap. The last remaining jewel-like stone was crushed into sand.

　The mage watched in disbelief as the remnants of what used to be his staff fell in a heap in front of him. “Chanting after? It wasn’t even that long?” all I could do was glare at the woman looking down at me from above with a smirk.  I’m also annoyed that the people around me are urging me to “do something!”. They are useless.  All they can do is yell or torture the women they kidnapped.

　He notices Fenrir’s face appear behind the woman. Look at me, woman. ──── I still have this one for myself.

“What are you doing? He’s going to do something.”

“being it on!”

What was that? Shiro-kun tilting his head is so cute.

“Hahahahahaha! You idiot! I have this! Let my followers eat you up!”

　The priest-turned-swindler held up a round stone that emitted an unpleasant odor from his pocket.

“““‥‥‥‥.”””

　───── nothing happens.

　Shiro and I both tilt our heads.

“Did something change happen?”

“No? It just made the inside of the hole smell even worse.”

　That’s right? If you let out a strange smell in such a small space like that, it will just fill the air. Look, the people around you are choking on the smell and rolling around.

“──────Damn, why! Why isn’t it working on Fenrir!”

“There’s no way such a petty technique would work on my cute little brother. Are you an idiot?”

　He called me an idiot earlier, so I called him back. It doesn’t work on shiro-kun because he built up a tolerance thanks to Peach-chan.

　

　However, the magical beasts around us are starting to make noise and are gathering, making growling noises.

Their voices must have been heard all the way into the hole. The man changed the direction of his technique.

“All you beasts who follow me, eat her! Eat that woman to death!!”

　The roar of a group of magical beasts immediately echoed through the air.

　The woman and Fenrir disappear from the edge of the peephole.

　What was heard was the woman’s scream.

“Fuhahahahaha! Suck on that! You think you can make a fool of me here: ─────”

　A large amount of something black fell from above.

　I felt a strong pain in my shoulder, and when I looked at it, I saw that it was a magical beast that I had ordered to attack the woman. Why am I being attacked instead? Why? While I was thinking that, I was bitten in the leg this time.

When I turned around to tell the guys around me to do something about it, I found that all the men were being attacked by Magical beasts!

TL note:

Yankee style -squatting with elbows on knees* a style of sitting popular with delinquents.

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